Stabeth Thyself

I’m never gonna get popular EEe—

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Me: “That hand looks like me.”
          Friend: “Crooked...?”
          Me: “Yes.”

Me: *coughing*
          
          Stepmom: “Are you ok?”
          
          Me: “Take a guess.”
          
          Stepmom: “Probably not.”
          
          Me: “AND WE HAVE A WINNERRRR! SHE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!”