Has a few narcissistic days, sarcastic, big time optimist, may be a wimp but that's beside the point. 
Lethargic. Too weird if I'm easy with you. The most boring person you'll accompany if not. 
*spreads arms*
I welcome you with open arms in this tiny kingdom of mine, if a kingdom at all.
*drops arms* 
Always tired. Needs more than a year long break.. per year, and will get annoyed if the break doesn't end soon.
Just kidding, I'll extend years if that extends my break.
actually no just kidding. 
Spreads awkwardness like a disease. n.Ot very orgA.nized.
 BIG TIME PROCRASTINATOR. 
1107 and a decade and more than half.  Okay. Err.

Don't be shy, PM me anytime because I'm always bored! :') 
Here to listen to you.
And to share stories.
And to sacrifice souls.
Ookay.
That's it?
Thankyou for reading so far?
No, YOU'RE WELCOME. 
You are a rare soul, honey.