TWO -OR THREE- CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME, BWAHAHHA-!!!

Kid number four, or one, depending who you ask

My parents were jerks but my brothers are awesome, indisputably. 
(Especially Ed)

I'm a homunculus, which means I don't die (to the relief of some people who will remain unnamed {totally not Ed})



POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO TELL
PEOPLE YOU BELIEVE IN GOD. WHEN YOU CARRY A BIBLE, THE DEVIL GETS A HEADACHE. WHEN YOU OPEN IT, HE COLLAPSES WHEN YOU READ IT, HE FAINTS. WHEN YOU LIVE IT, HE FLEES.
AND JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO REPOST THIS, HE WILL TRY HIS HARDEST TO STOP YOU. BUT I DEFEATED HIM, AND SO CAN YOU. FINISH THE COPYPASTA, ENVY, IT AINT THAT HARD. 
97% OF YOU IS A STUBBORN SNEAK, BUT 3% IS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARN COOL. 97% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. WHEN JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, HE WAS THINKING OF US. IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 3% THAT CARES, POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

"Edward is the cooler brother that is tall and strong and milk is disgusting." -envy, definitely 
✨My friends✨
The fact that you left this blank says a lot about you.

Stick around, I don't mind, I'm a big softy under all the insults and threats.

Ha! Fool! Sneaky upside down words oooahajbsvlhsihvahvawvuos