E.E. Warrior

I sometimes randomly come onto Wattpad like once a year and I have to say yIKES every time I look at my old stories. The chances of me ever completing these stories is very close to none. I'm more likely to delete them, if anything. 
          Anyway. Yeah. I used to be practically illiterate and had an obsession with werewolves/vampires/abo dynamics/etc. etc.
          I'm sorry if anyone really looked forward to my cringey stories and if you want to know how any of them end, dm me and I'll tell you lol

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS, CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK! THERE WILL BE A MAJOR SPOILER!!!!!!
          
          YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
          
          
          Hey, so.... Michael isn't dead. It is literally an impossibility. I think you might be forgetting a FEW major things. 
          
          1) Michael. Is. A. Vampire. We even saw David get shoot. Multiple. Times. And he survived. And we all know, that Michael is very much stronger than ANY vampire. He's helped Selene, who couldn't do it without him, in killing, not ONE but TWO elders. That proves that he's pretty strong.
          
          2) It never really showed him dying. All it really showed was blood dripping from him. Never, his dead decaying body. I'm pretty sure Marius would've been there to see it. But, HIS MEMORIES never showed that.
          
          3) This one goes hand in hand with #1. If vampires are near death, they go into a hibernate like thing. Michael, again, is more vampire than werewolf. He has a DIRECT line with the Corvinus bloodline. I believe that, since Eve and Selene are together, that Eve will see SOMETHING about Michael's whereabouts. Then Selene will give him blood and then they'll be a happy family!!! Together!!! FOREVER!!!!
          
          That's it really. I'm done. This idea/theory belongs to me! I just finished watching the movie IN THEATERS so how could I copy this from someone? 

Slender man Movie idea:
          A struggling journalist/artist moves into a cabin in the woods. Their depression is unbearable. They feel like dying. One day, in the woods the hear something. Then they see a “figure” . With a new found passion, they begin to write/draw what they saw/heard. Basically it has the concept of the movie ‘Imaginary Friend’, with the whole ‘If You Ignore Me, I'll Be In The Back If Your Mind, waiting...’ and/or ‘Think About Me, I'll Become Real And Eventually Kill You’ thing.
          
          Then maybe, the main character will become a victim of Slender Sickness, and eventually get taken away by him. Causing the viewer to know what happens to a victim and where their bodies go/what happens to them.
          
          Sorry I had to write this down. I don't want me forgetting this.
          
          Plot belongs to me! If you want this for a story, please ask! 

Jesus Christ! I've been reading so much Loki Love Stories!
          
          THEY ALL END IN DEATH AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE SHIT! I FUCKING THREW UP BEFORE I WROTE THIS!
          
          Okay, I'm done. I'm gonna go cry in a low self-esteem, high ego, sarcastic, blunt corner.... The corner represents me by the way. So if you'd like to join me... Inside me? Okay yeah I'm going. This got REALLY sexual really fast, and I haven't slept in 2 days. See ya!

DIS MAH HOE. IF ANY BOYS MESS WIT HER IMMA RIP OUT UR PENISES AND FEED THEM TO BRYAN STARS AND MOJO. *ehem* yup. Bye. ✋

Which name is better “Cerberus” or “Seraph” ?
          
          The name is for a male character that is the son of Satan... Literally.
          
          Or what is a good name for him in general? ... I just like Cerberus and Seraph...

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