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I accidentally said "I wOnT hEsITaTe BiTcH" while my step little sister was across the hallway from my room. And she heard me. Jasmine (my older sister) yelled at me ;-;
*Me being a dumbass, wanting cookies*
Me: OKAYZ MF, LETS MAKE A GIANT COOKIE CAKE THINGY
My gay "brother": Bish fk u mah ass hurts lemme lone
Me: Wow. Ykw, you just a stupid fkin abortion >:(