I like to kick small infant children. I enjoy hearing them scream.......

That sounds demented :p Not really. I love babies. Except when they poop.

I am awesome. And very good looking. Just imagine the sexiest man alive, multiply by ten... hundred, and then you'll get me. Yeah. (Not conceited at all)

My sister is Link_is_SexyXD. Fan her. And me. 'Cause we're awesome. Yeah. Bandgirl793 is also my sister. But she's not awesome. Don't fan her. Yeah.

LASER BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!