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Y’ALL
okay so this is just me telling silly stories, but there’s a friend of a friend that carpools with me and my friend sometimes. He’s homophobic, but the amount of times he’s brought up gay people, you’d think he’s one of us.
For example, we were driving to a waterpark or something, and we pass a store called Adam and Eve. And this guy says something like ‘Yeah, it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.’
Who asked? I didn’t. You just wanted to try to hate on the gays. How dare he.
But it’s also funny cause I’ll be in the middle of a conversation with a friend, and he’ll randomly pop up and interrupt whatever we were saying. If we’re talking about ‘the homosexual homosapiens’ his response is always ‘wow, look how many people have strayed from God’
Now most Christians (using that as an umbrella term for general Christianity) I’ve met are so chill about gay people. Like ‘yeah, you like women too, that’s fine’. But the people who weaponize Christianity to hate on marginalized people? I wanna strangle. And every single time this fucker opens his mouth to talk about the LGBTQIA+, I wanna throw him into a bonfire.
He also made fun of my trans/enby and aroace spec friends. Like I would go to jail if it meant that little misogynist died in a hole cause I stabbed him forty seven times.
Also off topic, but I just watched Llamas With Hats and I’m so excited for the epilogue.
How are y’all?