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Young me: If Santa is always watching he must be God in a red suit
Older, respectable, smarter, fatter me: ...NO YOU IDIOT SANTA IS HIS OWN SEPARATE ENTITY BECAUSE GOD ISN'T REAL! ALSO SANTA IS FAT AND THE STUPID BOOK NEVER SAID FAT ABOUT GOD HE'S LIKE A CLOUD OR SOME SHIT