Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Amigos! I see you have stumbled upon my page on wattpad. Welcome welcome welcome. My name is Jaz, and I am absolutely CRAZY.The truth is I have a chronic condition known as repetitive procrastinatory dysfunction, and it's actually really contagious. So I personally recommend that you run while you can. Although it may be too late.
I have attached a list of a few of the symptoms I had:
Lazyness- RPD starts out as small moments of "lazyness" but this so called lazyness gets worse day by day. And is the fuel of the fire.
Lack of motivation
Realization of new and often times unusual passions
Serious Fatigue after a hard day of doing nothing
These are just some of the initial signs that you have caught RPD, there are many more. But do not worry. There is a cure. And it starts with you. All you have to do is log off of Wattpad, turn off your twitter Facebook, and Instgram notification. AND GO DO YOUR BLOODY HOMEWORK!
If you are still here, reading this, then my friend, I am truly sorry. You are a lost cause. Enjoy wasting away your life with the rest of us.
Cheers mate :)
With lots of love,
Jaz <3
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- JoinedJuly 30, 2014
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Sep 14, 2015 07:33PM
HEY PRUTTY HUMANS!!!! So I have sent my laptop in for repair so hopefully I'll have it back before eid so I can post a chap for yall!View all Conversations
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