After reading your profile again, I just had to let you know that I see a snappy, witty, "sarcastic" sense of humor that I suspect is uniquely yours and I hope you'll showcase this side of yourself in your stories. I'm referring to:
1. "I'm not a leprechaun."
2. "After Kristen Stewart dies from mysteriously being pushed off a cliff."
3. ". . . despite popular belief I'm not the spawn of the devil."
4. ". . . the ability to create embarrassing moments for myself and everyone else around me."
5. "I'm not clumsy but a magnet to the ground." (Hey, wasn't Bella clumsy . .. no wonder you think Robert will like you!!)
6. ". . . I'm a really boring person who stalks celebrities."
7. ". . . can sometimes hear voices, but doesn't everyone."
omg . . . all of these lines add up to the potential for a delightful writing style that will have your readers cracking up over every cleaver paragraph you compose in you share who you are with your characters!!