Boodeeboo

BRUH I JUST PIERCED MY OWN EAR FOR THE SECOND TIMEBSHSBWKNDHF

GINUS MOM CAN CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS

I’m reading window to window (window beyond window) AND ONFG IM ONLY ON CHAPTER TWO BUT I ALREADY WANT TO DIG A TWELVE FOOT HOLE, CRAWL INSIDE, AND DIE PEACEFULLY

I am immortal until proven otherwise
          Starts blasting pumped up kicks

Can someone just like
          
          
          Give me attention 
          
          Please

Lowkeywannagettieduplowleywannacuddlelowleywannagetedgedtillimcryinglowkeywannajusttakeanapwithaprettygirl 
            
          Do you see my dilemma 
          Like bruh
          wHaT

“I know he’s gay but do you think he likes me?” lIkE ThAt tOtAllY mAkEs bRiTaNy, oF coUrSe hE lIkEs yOu, cUz mY mAn iS toTaLlY nOt  a HoMosExuaL

*indescribable sounds of loneliness* 

I need me a girl who looks as though she can BREAK MY FUCKING BACK IN HALF 
          LIKE
          YESMA’AMHURTMEPLEASE

You: And they were roommates
          Me: Ohmygod, they were roommates