Simp

Ding dong
          I know you can hear me
          Open up the door
          I only want to play a little
          Ding dong
          You can't keep me waiting
          It's already too late
          For you to try and run away
          I see you through the window
          Our eyes are locked together
          I can sense your horror
          Though I'd like to see it closer
          Ding dong
          Here I come to find you
          Hurry up and run
          Let's play a little game and have fun
          Ding dong
          Where is it you've gone to?
          Do you think you've won?
          Our game of hide and seek has just begun
          I hear your footsteps
          Thumping loudly through the hallways
          I can hear your sharp breaths
          You're not very good at hiding
          Just wait, you can't hide from me
          (I'm coming)
          Just wait, you can't hide from me
          (I'm coming)
          Just wait, you can't hide from me
          (I'm coming)
          Just wait, you can't hide from me
          Knock knock
          I am at your door now
          I am coming in
          No need for me to ask permission
          Knock knock
          I'm inside your room now
          Where is it you've hid?
          Our game of hide and seek's about to end
          I'm coming closer
          Looking underneath your bed but
          You're not there, I wonder
          Could you be inside the closet?
          Ding dong
          I have found you
          Ding dong
          You were hiding here
          Now you're it
          Ding dong
          Finally found you, dear
          Now you're it
          Ding dong
          Looks like I have won
          Now you're it
          Ding dong
          Pay the consequence
          Ding dong
          Looks like I have won
          Now you're it
          Ding dong
          Pay the consequence

Don’t worry my beautiful people simp and luka their gf are ok they got thir phones phones taken away for staying up too late on them and talking to strangers

WARNING bad words and NSFW I guess idk how to give warnings I warned u bish :V
          
          Welcome to the internet
          Have a look around
          Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
          We've got mountains of content
          Some better, some worse
          If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
          Welcome to the internet
          Come and take a seat
          Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
          There's no need to panic
          This isn't a test, haha
          Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
          Welcome to the internet
          What would you prefer?
          Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
          Be happy
          Be horny
          Be bursting with rage
          We got a million different ways to engage
          Welcome to the internet
          Put your cares aside
          Here's a tip for straining pasta
          Here's a nine-year-old who died
          We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
          And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
          Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
          Welcome to the internet
          Hold on to your socks
          'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
          They are grainy and off-putting
          He just sent you more
          Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
          See a man beheaded
          Get offended, see a shrink
          Show us pictures of your children
          Tell us every thought you think
          Start a rumor, buy a broom
          Or send a death threat to a boomer
          Or DM a girl and groom her
          Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
          Here's a healthy breakfast option
          You should kill your mom
          Here's why women never fuck you
          Here's how you can build a bomb
          Which Power Ranger are you?
          Take this quirky quiz
          Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
          Could I interest you in everything?
          All of the time?
          A little bit of everything
          All of the time
          Apathy's a tragedy
          And boredom is a crime
          Anything and everything
          All of the time
          Could I interest you in everything?
          All of the time
          
          I had to erase some words cuz it was too long :(
          

Anyone want to cry with me? :’D

Dose anyone have a cat that meows nonstop and know how to make it stfu?

IM BORED 

LUKAAAAAAA

MY THROAT HURTS HELP ME

Boo

✨️NO MORE GETTING HIGH✨️