So I was at this arcade, ya know? And I was playing Galaga. But as much as I love Galaga, I'm also really bad at Galaga, so I didn't get very many tickets. Actually, I think it was points on a card. This was a pretty high-tech arcade. Anyways, I only had enough points to get this sort of hollow rubber hemisphere with a soccer ball print on it. Basically, when I flipped the thing inside out, I would wait in anticipation until suddenly it flipped back, flew into the air, and scared the cat in the process.
That's what my stories are like.

Hopefully.