WHEN YOU HAVE ELIMINATED THE IMPOSSIBLE, WHATEVER REMAINS, HOWEVER IMPROBABLE, MUST BE THE TRUTH.
- SHERLOCK HOLMES

EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS. BUT IF YOU JUDGE A FISH BY ITS ABILITY TO CLIMB A TREE, IT WILL LIVE ITS WHOLE LIFE BELIEVING THAT IT IS STUPID.
- ALBERT EINSTEIN 

BE NOT AFRAID OF GREATNESS, SOME ARE BORN GREAT, SOME ACHIEVE GREATNESS, AND SOME HAVE GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM.
- WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE 

THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE PROBLEM. THE PROBLEM IS YOUR ATTITUDE ABOUT THE PROBLEM. 
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW 

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND.
- DR SEUSS

AN APPLE A DAY WILL KEEP ANYONE AWAY. IF THROWN HARD ENOUGH. 

HONESTLY IM AN ANGEL. THE HORNS ARE JUST THERE TO KEEP MY HALO UP STRAIGHT.

I DONT WATCH CRIME SHOWS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. I WATCH THEM FOR NEW IDEAS.

IM NOT LAZY. I JUST REALLY ENJOY DOING NOTHING.

IMMATURE: A WORD BORING PEOPLE USE TO DESCRIBE FUN PEOPLE.

ITS ONLY MURDER IF THEY FIND THE BODY OTHERWISE ITS JUST A MISSING PERSON.

PRETENDING TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS SO THE TEACHER WONT ASK YOU A QUESTION.

SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A HIGH FIVE..... TO THE FACE.... WITH A CHAIR.

WHEN IM BORED. NO ONE TEXTS ME. BUT WHEN IM BUSY IM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THE PLANET.

THERES ALWAYS A WILD SIDE TO AN INNOCENT FACE. 

A GOOD FRIEND WOULD OFFER YOU AN UMBRELLA IN THE RAIN. A BEST FRIEND WOULD STEAL YOURS AND SAY 'RUN BITCH RUN'. 

IM A BAD INFLUENCE. BUT DAMN IM FUN.

CRAZY HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING ONCE YOU MEET ME. 

DONT BREAK ANYONES HEART THEY ONLY HAVE ONE. BREAK THEIR BONES THEY HAVE 206.

EVERY THINGS FUNNIER WHEN YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH.

STUPID PEOPLE ARENT ANNOYING. THEYRE FREE ENTERTAINMENT.