Okay. Let's face it. I'm not a writer. And frankly, I'm hardly a reader anymore. And almost all this website is, is smut and trash. You make me sick. 

I've read a few gems here though. A few intelligently written works of art. So those who've enticed me, congratulations. Welcome to my world. Ha.

 Speaking of worlds, I bet a few fan boys and girls might have spotted the name. The strange thing is, I'm not bluffing. I know the Doctor like the back of my hands, and I know secrets that would make any nerd drool. But, I squander them. Sorry kids, deal with it. All the juicy tidbits from Arthur Dent to Zygons. Locked within the database of my mind. 

And to those who care, which is no one, my personal heroes are the geniuses known as Douglas Adams and Nikola Tesla. It wouldn't be right not to mention my idols in my profile.

And with that,  god save the queen, don't blink, and always bring a towel. Ta-ta folks.