Jesus Christ

Hello Jesus, I was wondering if I may be your second jesus in command. I desire the power to condemn my enemies to the fiery pits of hell

It has been 4 years since I've logged onto this account because I  was thinking about an old fanfiction that I was so into that I spent my summer In a lazy river at the waterpark reading this fanfiction, and I lowkey feel like it was torn by @Tanithiaria aka @TanSinsBakuDeku IM PRETYTY SURE IT WAS THAT ONE. all I know is... at the time I would've rather sat in the lazy river with my phone and read that fanfic than go on slides with my friends at the waterpark and that is insanity.

Jesus reads yaoi....

@TheGirlWithThePlan lol

@TheGirlWithThePlan Yes

Padre nuestro que estás en el cielo,
          santificado sea tu Nombre;
          venga a nosotros tu Reino;
          hágase tu voluntad
          en la tierra como en el cielo.
          Danos hoy
          nuestro pan de cada día;
          perdona nuestras ofensas,
          como también nosotros perdonamos
          a los que nos ofenden;
          no nos dejes caer en la tentación,
          y líbranos del mal.
          
          Amén.

please forgive me for my sins i swear im not a bad kid- *nervous laugh*

oh hi jesus

Never knew Jesus would read yaoi

Please forgive me sins- I promise I don't read smut-