The1andOnly

My father entered my room and handed me a glass of what I thought was soda wordlessly. I took a sippy sip. Brandy. A tall âss glass of straight up brandy is what he handed me. I love it here-

It’s confirmed I’m having prophetic dreams btw

I did a bad, but I was panicking and a bad was happening and I did a bad to stop it. Now I feel bad. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

Wow I’m really having prophetic dreams. It’d be a lot cooler if it was about lottery numbers but it’s all just my impending doom lol

I had a dream I pulled out someone’s eyeballs with my fingers and it was unsettlingly detailed for someone who has literally never pulled out someone’s eyeball. 

You can’t save people who don’t want to be saved and that makes me sad

Everyone is belligerently incompetent and that makes me sad <3

Dreamed some fine äss mans came to my school as a new student, slowly maimed and destroyed everyone who was nice to me, chemically blinded and cursed me, cut off my hands and feet, and chained me up in a basement just girly things lolz but on another note I will never be sleeping again-

My father liked my Father’s Day post on Facebook instead of hearting it finna cuss him out lmao

Important Announcement: I was twerking alone in my room as one does and the force of my äss was so strong it unlocked the top lock on my door from across the room. That is all.