preaching cheese

hi Jesus. Uhm-- quick question, if you can walk on water, can you perhaps... swim on land..????

So I know I’ve called you a bitch multiple times and expressed my hate towards you but please forgive me for what I’m about to do

Jesus, i’m not sure if you’re still active on this account but if you are my one question is what isnyout favorite color.
          

jesus does my crush like me back  gibe me a sign 

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@ akii-sora  i will lobe you, as i lobe all my children

Have you been a good world ruler like Gerard and read the milk fic yet?

Jesus, did the hat fic actually happen?

Jesus, will you tell me the future if I asked?

Jesus is Larry real???