I'm a Magpie Run

*Does have swearing in it*
          
          
          
          Welcome to Australia a beautiful Motherfucking Country, Continent and Island that's right bitches we're everything. oh, watch were your walking I saw a snake around here earlier. Hu why am I bear footed? Well, simple I live here my feet cannot be penetrated by FUCK! I stood on a bindy. No, I won't tell you what they are we should probably get inside I see a Magpie coming. So introduction welcome to Australia motherfuckers and if you've survived this long in the country good for you-you're probably going to die soon but that doesn't matter what does matter is why the fuck you chose to come here? I'm it's nice here and all but you know pretty everything here can and will kill you. What? Why am I still alive? Simple I live here and know what to do. Oh! Are you hungry here have a Vegemite sandwich? No, it's not gross people who aren't Australian and eat it straight off of a spoon are fuck heads only a true Aussies can do that. You hot? well, of course, you are its summer I'm surprised you haven't melted yet. Let's go for a swim here you can borrow my thongs to get there. Oh yeah, Thongs are shoes just so you know How hot is it? IDK like 40 something degrees. How can I live in this weather simple I've lived in this weather my whole life and because I'M AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!!!!
          I made this little rant thing about Australia I'm not even sure you can call it a rant I was just bored so I made this

Me:*Looking at fanart super hot pic appears* Is it just me or is it hot in here
          My mind: No it's like 30 something degrees.
          Me: Oh okay *continues looking at fanart*
          Help me it's really hot here and I'm literally doing nothing and I'm sweating like a pig.

I hate watching AMV's but I love them they make me sad depending on the song and for some reason I watch a lot of ones that upset me but I can't stop

So it really late were I am and I was thinking of random conversations in my head and my thoughts went to me asking my friend who watches Hetalia if she ships Spain x Romano and in that miny no existing conversation I then say I do but I don't like shipping all that much wait, I take that back I'm just tiered help me

Guys one of my family members updated my story I have deleted the part and I am no trying to find out who and I know know its one of them because the picture at the top of the chapter was one on my phone

well, I'm having a shit night how about you?? no clue what I'm talking about? Not only did I lose all of my photos of my friends family pets and other important times in my life but I also lost all of my artwork I had done from my Glorybringer book. Losing all of those things to me was like losing my life's work my Dad told me to look at some phones for Christmas so all of my artwork is on hold not that any of you have ever seen it but if you are interested I posted something on my other account if you want see it tell me but I was using templates for the dragons in the Glorybringer book. Sorry for these rants I just had to tell someone it makes me feel a bit better now I'm going to make some noodles and watch Netflix or Hetalia while I hug the only thing that makes me feel safe by

Okay can I just say that Passwords are helpful yet stupid anyway so I put a password on my phone and next thing you know my phone doesn't except it and I'm locked out of my phone (I'm on my computer) but the only way to get into my phone is to factory reset it (Most of my stuff is account base anyway so it doesn't really affect them) But what really upsets me is the fact that I'll lose all my photos and I had many photos from my year 7 graduation and they mean a lot to me my Dad said that maybe if we take the sim card out when we reset my photos might be saved so I'm just hoping for the best I'll update when the results are in sorry if this seems pointless it just really important to me so sorry for wasting your time.

Thanks for liking my books!

I feel sad when I read that. 

Hi, guy, I's I would like to announce that my new book Glorybringer: Rerwite is out now it is basically my first but there are something's added and something's taken out I think you guy's will enjoy so yeah I have get to sleep because it's like 11:00 here see you all tomorrow