to be with you in paradise

Happy National Grape Popsicle Day!

Me when I listen to Silver Spoons by Erin LeCount and suddenly I’m thinking a little too much about Jax and his parental issues:

Happy National Taffy Day!

Bro I just want to yap about Jilly but whenever I think about posting an announcement about it I realize that none of my thoughts are articulate and I just want to spread a general atmosphere of loving Jilly and that is a lifestyle but cannot be conveyed through an announcement

and if I said Gilly’s probably not the only FTRS crew member who was ever romantically interested or inclined towards Jax what then

Someone please put the FTRS crew in therapy
          PLEASE I am BEGGING
          They NEED it

Gilly and Jax really will just do anything but admit their feelings for each other
          Like for example yeah Gilly would jump off of a ship for a Jax but she would also be like “omg I can’t DATE Jax we’re just friends!!!”
          Like are we joking
          JUST KISS

Oh guys btw I got fake married to my friend yesterday
          I wore a 1960s wedding dress
          And she gave me a ring
          It looks kinda real but it cost like $2
          I also gave her a ring
          I gave her origami flowers and she gave me real flowers
          Peak experience

Me when both my sister and I take pictures with fans covering our face so we automatically gain aura:

Me when my friend randomly says she’s bringing her sister to the tea party I’m throwing but this is actually a good thing and I’m thrilled about it because the reason she’s bringing her over is because her sister thinks FTRS is peak and wants to talk to me about it: