TheAutisticRick2

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how rick feels after beefing with a whole ass religion, an fucking photoshopped image, a dot, and the entirety of the world:

TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf "My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while still collecting the coins" - Apple after adding Game Mode
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tone6deaf

@TheAutisticRick2 WHO ARE BROS OPPS⁉️ :sob: :pray:
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TheAutisticRick2

this message may be offensive 
how rick feels after beefing with a whole ass religion, an fucking photoshopped image, a dot, and the entirety of the world:

TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf "My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while still collecting the coins" - Apple after adding Game Mode
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tone6deaf

@TheAutisticRick2 WHO ARE BROS OPPS⁉️ :sob: :pray:
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TheAutisticRick2

teenage girls after they hear one of the most funniest joke of all time: OMG STOP LMFAO I'M DYING

TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf LMFAO
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tone6deaf

HELP WITH WHAT❓, I am NOT the ambulance‼️:pray: Consider calling 911 and NOT me :ambulance: :ambulance: :ambulance:
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TheAutisticRick2

@TotallyNotNato can't forget the "no cuz why-"
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TheAutisticRick2

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"why does ricardo take over 9 years to respond to my whatsapp messages bruh"
          my nigga you do the same shit too bruh, I only take 9 minutes to respond, not years. :heartbreak:

TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf my friend ghosts me, not me
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tone6deaf

@TheAutisticRick2 ghosting eachother :sob:
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TheAutisticRick2

why do so many people i roleplay with are american teens with absolutely no skills in english, like bro, the moment I say something like "snigger/sniggers" or "pregnant silence", they just immediately go "ayo?" without googling those words, but then some probably old australian guy who's native language is not english immediately understands those 2 words? :heartbreak:

TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf: "he sniggers from the pregnant silence-"
            most smartest american: "ayo!! that's kinda sussy!! :rock_face:"
            me, the autistic rick: "hawk tuah, spit on that thang means spitting on man penis"
            most smartest american: "omg i love the hawk tuah girl!!!!!!!"
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tone6deaf

@TheAutisticRick2 they're american what did u expect :heartbreak:
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TotallyNotNato

Hiiiii :))
          Am back. :3

TotallyNotNato

@TheAutisticRick2 awwww :)
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TheAutisticRick2

@TotallyNotNato blue heart. it's blue like my pfp
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TotallyNotNato

@TheAutisticRick2 ugh.. Sadly I can't see ur emoji.. What did u send..?
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TheAutisticRick2

Patrick Bateman: I am the sigma
          Me: I am TheAutisticRick too..
          Patrick Bateman: Say that again?
          Me: Uhh... TheAutisticRick2?
          Patrick Star: I LOVE PENIS

TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf HAWK TUAH
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tone6deaf

@TheAutisticRick2 SPIT ON THAT THANG ⁉️ :speaking_head:
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TheAutisticRick2

@tone6deaf HAWK TUAH SPOTTED?!?!?!?
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TheAutisticRick2

yo guys, wanna know what clothes kanye west bought for his wife for the next Grammys?

mikeyzcybrslxt

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            oh yeah I heard of it. it was from that brand
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tone6deaf

@TheAutisticRick2 bro gave his wife the really awesome new dress called
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TheAutisticRick2

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