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chat I think I just found a Reddit beef, and it's between r/grief (actual grief subreddit where people cry and mourn over dead/sick ones), and GEOMETRY DASH, and due to the invention of GD's soon-Doggie-gonna-verify "Top 1" Grief, people have been going to r/grief and making GD jokes and shit as if to appear funny, but they're literally doing it at the wrong place (fortunately most of them are banned)
          
          What I find funny about this is the fucking colossal amount of virtuemaxxing/GD users trying to be a hero, since one reddit post of a GD user apologizing on behalf of the community was enough, but i've seen FIVE and more posts of them which clogged up the subreddit
          
          moral of the story: gd players are between 10-12 years old

i got Discord now cuz i am bored (and i miss me roblox friend)

i'm losing followers vro i lost 2 this week am i truly falling off?
          anyways there's a 2 years window where Albert Eistein, Rosa Parks, and Jeffrey Epstein could've gone to McDonalds, don't ask me when this would be important

i hate AI SOLELY because they've ruined the one thing I used the most: em dashes (the — symbol). Like BRO, I USE em dashes all the time to describe smth in the middle of the sentence like "His eyes—pebble-like, all gray—darted to the nearest shyt". Now EVERYTIME I use em dashes in reddit, some mf immediately think i'm using AI or sum shyt (unfair skill-based matchmaking vruh)

i'm going to a hotel

im scared of the concept of an afterlife and a god controlling the entire world, my entire life is in the mercy of a divine being who can send me to hell in any second, my life was already in shambles when i existed

not even THREE days in, and my dog already died because of a car on the road (they went outside the house through the gate my papa forgot to close)

super mario 64 glitches can GENUINELY work as creepypasta if someone dares to, and i'm not talking about the BLJ, but there is a glitch that if you leave Vanish Cap Under the Moat (the level) with zero health remaining (the only way to do this is by getting burned to death and reaching 0 HP while falling to the void), you're gonna be teleported to the moat and die by drowning. I know ts is a glitch and I shouldn't overthink it, but imagine having to die painfully due to burning and thinking that it's all over, only for you to come back UNDERWATER and die painfully and slowly again by drowning, it's genuinely terrifying to some degree

how it feels to fill out job applications:

newest niche meme of 2026: green bean watchu meann (not a reference to grow a garden's fuckass green bean shit btw), AND, eye of houras