TheAveragePastas

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fugdyvjigx

not sure how much upkeep is being done here or whats going on but i used to be fairly active with a member on this account and i would like to "reconnect" or whatever? but if somebody still keeps up with this account maybe message me? idk

TheAveragePastas

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@fugdyvjigx on my mamá we fake as fuck
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TheAveragePastas

Simply put, we have priorities and this does not fall into one. Apologies for the low effort. Whomever you speak with if you are speaking with them more likely than not is not given the new password on time once it’s changed. We will continue our experiment.

TheAveragePastas

As luck would have it, we are now allowed to continue what we started. 
          BEN has made as full a recovery as we could expect from him.
          We no longer speak to quite a few of our former associates, and have quit our business dealings in the Caribbean, if more information is needed either DM us, or you may leave a message on this board.
          It’s good to be back.

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I sometimes get this sudden urge to cry when certain fictional characters don’t literally exist. Like, they should. They’re awesome. Bloody fucking hell. Like just imagine Gorillaz characters were real? Or imagine the mayor from the nightmare before christmas? Or fucking wakanda as a whole? Johny johny??? Donald trump???????? Ronald Weasley?????????????

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Why do I always fuck up everything. I can never be who I’m supposed to be. I never do anything right. I don’t even understand why they try anymore. Shouldn’t they give up? If a tool is defective they throw it away. Why can’t they do the same with me?  Why do I always have to ‘do better next time’ when all I want to be is who they’re telling me I am. It’s just like my life is crumbling by it’s been that way since I remember. I can’t even feel Natalie anymore, but I should. I don’t recognize the people in my picture frames anymore. And why is my head throbbing all the time? It just feels like maybe if I hit it enough the dam will break and I’ll finally get it. I just want to be normal. I don’t want to hear shit from you, Jeff. Or P.T. Or Alexey. Any of you. I don’t like hearing your excuses for me, especially when I know what I am so please just let me vent where I can.

TheAveragePastas

As most of you know, Benji came with Jeff and I on the newest trip. He’s progressed significantly since last time. Training needs to be slowed though cuz he took out the one with the giant bird tatt cuz he looked at him funny lmao so P.T. u know what’s up.

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MANDATORY ANNOUNCEMENT: THE PROJECT IS OVER. THE SUBJECT HAS REFUSED TO COOPERATE. CEASE CONTACT WITH SUBJECT UNLESS AUTHORIZED BY HEADMISTRESS.  
          FURTHER UNAUTHORIZED CONTACT WITH SUBJECT WILL BE REPRIMANDED ACCORDINGLY. 
          ONLINE TRIALS MAY CONTINUE FOR THE TIME BEING.
          HEADMISTRESS HAS REQUESTED THAT PUPPETEER, JEFFREY WOODFREY AND LAUGHING JACKSON MEET HER IN HER STUDY IMMEDIATELY. 
          THE REST OF YOU MAY CONTINUE WITH YOUR ASSIGNMENTS, AND RETURN TO HEADQUARTERS BY MIDNIGHT. 
          BENJAMIN HAS MADE DEVELOPMENTS, FOR THOSE IN MIAMI. 
          UPDATES WILL BE SHORT AND RARE.
          GOODDAY.