Dear Horny Wattpaders

I am here to fulfill your ecstasy pit
Your dirty imagines
Your lust filled quickies

I tell tell the tales from where it all happens.

The Bedroom.

Beware my stories will fill you will want and need. 
My tales will make you ooze 
My spiels make leave you still aching for more
 
I the Bed Journalist will make you sore in the libido when I'm done with you. 

So hold on tight and get ready for a:
 
Slow and Sensual 

or

Fast and Crazy

Ride