I have RWPTDs. It is uncureable and very contagious. Random Weird People Transmitted Disease is serious and is not to be taken lightly. Join the awareness today: #DontDiscriminatePeopleWithRWPTDs


Knock knock?
Whose there?
Can I do?
Can I do who?
You. *winks*


Follow me; receive two fee tickets to Bob's Pizzeria and Abortion Palace. 'Where your loss, is our sauce.'


*phone rings* 
Answers: You have reached joes prostitution. If you got the dough, we got the hoe. How can we be of service? 
*line is cut*


*ding goes off as a person enters the store* 
Person: Do you know where I should go? I'm looking for Candy Shop Spectacular.
Worker: (know that this shop is a eye clinc... Ignores persons question) Welcome to Annie's Abortion!!! If you make it, we'll scrap it!
Person: (walks out)


Giraffe: vvv      Baby Griaffe: vvv
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Call me: Alex, Lexi, or Lex


I don't make threats... I make promises.


I'm a wizard.   (>^.^)>/* 


Hehehahahoho O.0


{✖️} Straight
{✖️} Gay/Lesbian
{✖️} Bisexual
{✔️} Nope 


I'm asexual. Yes, I produce children all by my self. -.-


Queer vampire. v--v


      ~      <- ish mah pet squiggle squg