I can't goon!
Sry for deleting all the actually-good smut but I couldn't have the opposition finding it
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Stories by John Smut
Function: Into the Functional Cine...
When slightly-above-average-weenie-wielder (2 whole inches!) billionaire rizzler philanthropist Calvin Functi...
A Soaking Tale
Calvin soaks with a hot goth mormon woman
Calvin x Sydney Sweeney
TRUE STORY! THIS HAPPENED FOR REAL AND FOR TRUE! I SAW IT!