The Mimic

Joke of the day 4:
          —Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          —Because he was outstanding in his field!

Joke of the day 3:
          —Why don't skeletons fight each other?
          —Because they don't have the guts!

Joke of the day 2:
          — What does one worm say to another worm?
          — I'm going for a walk around the block!

Joke of the day 1:
          — Why is the math book sad?
          — Because it had too many problems.