Please read the following in the most dramatic voice possible:

I come from a world when being random is a contagious. If you were to catch it there's a chance where you can become insane. the only way to survive is to become one with the pink fluffy panda. you must worship the panda and obey it's every wish. if you don't you will feel it's wrath of pink fluffy fury. So join us and become a pink fluffy panda. 

Back to normal voice: AND THAT'S WHY WE DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!!!