Lemme think...check the frickin bio!

I know...i don't hate you, so nobody else should either. It's your own opinion. ~Kayla

-status-lmao 70% air and 30% chips :P

-status/kayla- U r stew peed. lmao nah jk's!!!!! :P :3

-status-lmao

Yes, i know. ~Kayla

thanks 4 the follow :P

*3 year anniversary (of dating)*
          Boy: Now that we've been dating for 3 years, I want to tell you something.
          Girl: What is it?
          Boy: First, I want you to know that I love you and only you.
          Girl: You're worrying me...
          Boy: It's not that bad. I just think you should know everything about me, because I love you.
          Girl: I love you, too. But what is it?
          Boy: I'm bisexual.
          Girl: WHAT?
          Boy: I love you! Only you. But I have gone out with guys in the past, and I want you to know that. I don't want us to keep secrets.
          Girl: I'm breaking up with you.
          The next day, the boy hung himself. In his hand was a box with an engagement ring inside. Repost if you think this is wrong.

status- how to tell someone your bored dude your breath stinks lets go brush our teeth:P  
          friend: no, your breath does not stink it's just......very....armoatic that's all 
          best friend: oh damn did something die in your mouth??? go brush your teeth. XD

i never said u have stinky breath lol - Jordan

-status- hahahaha lmao, just when i was running out of ideas..... nah jk's:P