"Nice to meet you."
"You too. You have very interesting friends..."
"Haha, don't worry. We don't strip... often." 
"That's disappointing."

Hey, I'm J and I spend most of my time glaring at strangers, though I can't really glare at people on the internet so it's all good. I'm not good at these so I'll just say I don't bite and I really like cats. 
Have a good day...