TheChatFag
Faggots all of you all of you are faggots
TheChatFag
bluegerudo
*slides smoother than Trea Turner*
Hi..?
lapidotsuniverse
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TheChatFag
@lapidotsuniverse I'm smelling you (a mix of stupid and dumb) Totally not slay, boots, house or wig.
lapidotsuniverse
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you’re fucking gay
TheChatFag
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how the fuck do I have one wattpad coin hello?
bluegerudo
Aww yeah
Check it
puppybimbo
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OH NO SHE'S HOT. HOT AS FUCK PHEW
puppybimbo
you're so hot & sexy i want to have your babies
puppybimbo
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* ahem, you look very lovely
TheChatFag
@puppybimbo but u have to... be my girlfriend!!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ Man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride all the cool roller coasters! C'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
puppybimbo
*flashes my titties*