im a fucking waffle
i have no interesting life or personality
why are you reading this
you're reading a wattpad bio of a waffle
your life has really gone downhill, hasn't it?
i feel bad for you
actually no, i don't
waffles don't have feelings
i tricked you for a second, didn't I?
waffles actually do have feelings
just not for you because you've probably ate a waffle before
don't lie, you fucking sick murderer
no one ever cares about my feelings or the feelings of other waffles
you just think im some breakfast food to tear apart and digest, huh?
guess what, buddy
you're wrong
i mean, you're right, i am, but i'm more than that
i have dreams, i wanna be a lawyer someday
but you? you're just a sick freak on the internet who likes reading fanfictions and murdering waffles
you need to think about your actions and make a difference #waffleslivesmatter