DISCLAIMER: My profile picture is not me. It is someone awesome. I do not want to be on MTV's Catfish.
If you want to read my story then ~Thenks Brehh~
Feel free to stalk me on social media if that is what keeps your boat afloat...unless you are on the Titanic.  If that is the case, you are more or less doomed.  Get off of the internet (which you should not have) and find a life boat and/or door. 
Sorry Marc :l

Notice me, Magicath