TheClareTwin

I'm so done with Wattpad 
          It's on another level of chaos rn
          I tried to reply u in the slam dunk contest and my comment didn't send and showed "2026y"
          HOW CAN I COMMENT 2026 YEARS AGO༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽
          
          And I replied to u on my mb and my comment disappeared into thin air
          I replied smth on Even_binley's mb and that disappeared too (⛩⏢⛩) 
          
          Thank u for the congrats except I didn't get a place in the experimental category (the one where u congratulated) but the next one (villanelle) (>ᗜ<) 
          
          I appreciate ur dedication to type the whole thing all over again even when wp didn't let u reach me (unstoppable Colon Queen(⁠ﾉﾟ⁠0ﾟ⁠)⁠ﾉ)
          
          The idea of list of suspects- GENIUS 
          I should publish a new book with that title ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽
          
          HUEHUEHUEHUE that time when there was this spam going on in mass, I saw how everyone was talking about it, announcing it, reporting it, paying a lot of attention to it so I thought a scam is the best way to promote my book
          
          Uh-huh, u can never be late, the party starts when u're here, Colon Queen (⁠ﾉﾟ⁠0ﾟ⁠)⁠ﾉ❤️✨

::There once was a queen named clare-e::
          ::Who puts conlons everywhere::
          ::I came over here to spam because::
          ::I am a sockless mess::
          
          (P p p p p p p p p p p p) ᯓ‎ ˎˊ˗
          
          Boo! Clare-e
          U a punctuation lord
          
          (Recreating "harry potter in 99 sec" song)

::hxjhdhdhdhdhdhdhdhhdhddhd:
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          Thank you for understanding that (⛩⏢⛩) 

I have no reason to be here
          I have no reason to leave 
          So I'll simply....
          :Stay: :and: :add: :more: :colons:
          Long live the colony queen 
          (⛩⏢⛩) 

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          :: I: :don't: :think,: :letting: :Evan_Binley: :see: :this: :would: :be: :a: :good: :idea: : (⛩⏢⛩):

::I'm here:: (⛩⏢⛩) 

::Roses r red::
          ::Colons r too:: (or r they blue?)
          ::Evan_Binley's twitching::
          ::And I blame u::
          ::(⛩⏢⛩)::

On a scale from "Evan's eye twitching" to "evan writing a limerick about it" 
          How chaotic would it be if I started using colons in every single word?
           :like: :this: :for: :example:
          
          Also don't u think a colon and a semi colon together look lyk a pair of mismatched socks
          
          Also is there a 'colon force' since u felt a change in force last tym i summoned u just by calling out a colon (⛩⏢⛩) 
          
          Also r u a writer or a song writer
          Just curious to know 
          
          

Thank youuuu for: following me (and for: understanding: the technological villain)
          Welcome: to the chaos: colon queen :D
          \(^ᗜ^)/::✨

Hello. I heard I may find candy here...