There's actually three of us. We're just a group, and we write dumb stories. (Although this profile is pretty dead, since we're too busy to actually write things. BUT, when the time comes, we'll be back on here, ready to write!)

~The Con Artists~

• God •
Hello peasants, I'm God and I'm also every every gay. I write all the smut and angsty fanfictions.


• Kiwi The Waffle •
Hoii Hoii. I'm Kiwi. Or Waffle. You do whatever you want about that. I'm sort of a ramble writer. Sorry about that. But, I'm just basically a teen with issues that has no life. So, yay? Also you can check out my other profile for my other writings. It's @Keyyleeh so have fun with that. You can send me messages on there.

• Pai The Pancake (Kyle The Cunt)•
You see dat peasant? Up there^^^ Don't bother sending kiwi messages, I got dat covered c; and pshhhh no one likes kiwi anyways. I'm bad at writing but I try. Sorry that I suck at everything ; 3 ;
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  • JoinedFebruary 24, 2016


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TheConArtists TheConArtists Aug 23, 2016 03:03AM
I have decided to discontinue 'Work in Progress.' Don't be alarmed though. I just feel like it's too many unneeded details, and I need to rewrite it. So that's what I'm going to do. And I've decide...
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