Greetings, humans!

I am Lance Jared Baniaga, also known as TheCoolGuy05!

I am but an alien humanoid from an alien planet called the Coolotron. I would speak to all of you with my mother tongue, but that language is too complicated and too hard to understand...for the most of you speak of the English language.

I know how to speak English, Filipino, and Kóditerranian (the Coolotronian language).

I am an aspiring writer and I have wrote some books here. I do hope you check it out!

I am the creator of the alternate universe of the universe called the Ace Attorney universe. This alternate universe is called the Ace Detective universe-filled with magic, fictional science, weird...things, along with lots of crimes like murder, theft and more!

I would love it if you decide to check my books out! And I do hope you'd like it!

Stay cool, coolsies!



Here are my other accounts:


• Twitter: JaredBaniaga

• Kik: CoolsieMcCool

• Skype: Coolsie McCool

• Instagram: thecoolguy05





"If there's a corner for every angle, then there's an angle for every corner." - Xeno Fender's first mentor


"I'm not somebody...but I'm not a nobody." - Alda Green (from a book I haven't written)