Sleepwalking

Life tip: if you ever feel unsafe walking home alone at night, get down on all fours and crawl or pounce to the location to intend to be. Become the creature of the night.

The heart what the heart wants.
          It's blood. Obviously.

Do you ever look at your eyelashes and realize that they look like spider legs and you just want to rip them out and your eyes itch, but then you realize you never had eyes in the first place?
          Yeah, me neither.

Life Tip: If you catch the flu, release it back where you found it and you'll feel better.

Life Tip: Set your alarms extra early to make sure you have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about needing to wake up.

life tip: make a friend who loves and supports you and likes to talk out ideas with you

"All of the ladies tell me I light a fire between their legs!"
          "That's chlamydia"

Life tip: if life feels like it's going down hill, drive up some hills to counter balance it 

Life tip: every once in a while, stop what you're doing and say aloud "ah, thought you could sneak up on me, did you?" just to be sure that no one is behind you.

Okay, am I ACTUALLY okay if I have to mentally prepare myself to appear happy/healthy/normal before going to a doctor's appointment?