Def. Not an Assassin

To anyone who still cares about this account, you can find my much more mature, much BETTER content under the handle @thepacifistassassin everywhere it matters.  Dear lord I haven't logged into this account in forever.

I tried to get my little brother to watch the Prince of Egypt-
          He hated it-
          I'm hurt-

Bellec...LET ME SPAM E WITHOUT DYING
          P L E A S E

“Nerf THIS!!!”
          *explodes*

⊰✧/ It looks like a dog, cow, sheep, cat, rabbit hybrid in your pfp- WHAT IS THAT-

Hi uwu

HEYYYYYY THIS GIRL IS GONNA DRAW

Saint Louis, a French settlement: *exists*
          Germans, Italians, and Irish: It's free real estate-

Heeeeeeeeeeeyy

Absolutely no one:
          Me: did u know that there's a species of millipede that sprays hydrogen cyanide?