Hello mortals, muggles, mundanes, and humans,
   My name is The Crazy. Obviously because that's what it says on my name tag above. I live six floors above you. Even if you live in a single floor home or a house duplex with only three floor, I live above you. Like i said, I'm Crazy. So that's to explain my name. The next is to explain me! Well to sum it up I'm fabulous and am secretly a magic narwal who hates most every one. Most. If you are reading this then I most likely don't hate you. Again the word Most plays a key part here.
  I don't write much and I publish even less BUT I do love to read so if you have a good read that you would like to share please do. So now you know that I am a Crazy Secret Narwal who loves books but not people. That sums up me. If you have a weird joke or pun please share those too. I need as many as I can get for reasons unimportant. Actually it is important to me but to others it would just seem tedious. Man, now I'm just rambling. I wonder if this is to long. Meh, if it is I don't care. Ok now I've got to go.
  
                     The Crazy