*Taps microphone* Is this thing on? 

I'm Jordan, or  @JordyLivesMC. I'm a writer, an artist, an actor, a hardcore Minecrafter, and insane. Don't doubt any of my power, I'm head of the National Bossy Boots Society. I love everyone, and I have an anti-hate policy. I try to be an understanding person, and is mostly kind.

*Hands microphone to other girl*

I'm Sarah, also known as @The_Secret_Inside_Me. I obviously write, I play minecraft, I kinda draw, and I am often classified as crazy. Don't cross me, when mad I will honestly consider biting your head off, whether I'm mad at you or not. I choose my friends carefully so a first impression is everything for me. I'd prefer no hate, and I take to criticism lightly. But there is a fine line between the two.

We are both 13, hardcore grammar nazis and both are not the best at spelling.

Let me explain the name real quick. We stalk our YouTubers. aka, we are creepers. And they're all Minecraft YouTubers, soo… yea…

*Jordan now has mic* Unknown to Sarah I just claimed my YouTubers
 Nooch, Pete, Noah, Deadlox, GoldSolace, Mudkipper, Seto, Rage, left half of Bodil, Benja, Vik, SSundee, Paint, Trople (Double), LogDotZip, Baki, Ghost, Simon, Captain Sparklez, and more but Justine clamed them.

I decided that Jason is going off a cliff. And Kara is getting 100 years dungeon. 

*Sarah takes back the mic (See what I did there?)* WHAT? I already claimed the following: Noah, Seto, Benja, Ssundee, Preston, Brotato, Rob, Nooch, Vikk, Fluffy (AKA Jerome), GoldSolace, Captain Sparklez, AND I SAVE JASON CAUSE I CLAIM HIM!!
WHY DOES HE GO OFF A CLIFF AND who the heck is Kara?

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