Hello, dear human. 

Bios are hard to write and you always have to waste time with such... introspection. Because the moment you start to write one you realize one of three things: 

1) You know nothing about yourself. 

2) You only know things about yourself that are morally unacceptable in society 

3) You are a terrible person are you don't know how to end sentences with exclamation marks because of it

That is why I decided not to write a bio but give this lovely speech on bios. 
Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

Also, read my book. 

Edit: that souded like an order. Sorry about that.