We are the Dank Warriors.  We defend those who cannot defend themselves, and sometimes those who can but just aren't good at it.  Sworn enemies of the Dark Lord, Captain Poc, we hunt down his minions and destroy them.  There is no leader among us.  Just fam.  If the world is in need of us one must utter only three words,  Oh shoot wuddup, and we will be there.  These things which we write are our stories.  Events we have experienced, and enemies we have encountered.  You will always know that one of us is here in your world when you hear the roar of our mighty beasts which your people call cars.