Voldemort

My lord.
          

EXPELIAMAS!

Hello dad

So you're the famous Dark Lord aren't you?

Your profile picture is deeply disturbing.  Just thought I'd tell you.  Eugh.

Are you a pedophile?

the dark lord. *bows* i have your thong. one thinks you have a very ugly thong. *throws your thong to you*

I do not understand your weird talk.

I shall never die.