TheDeadDevil

mad 

stfu and entertain me 

I have reached that point of boredom where I argue with white boys on Instagram. Send help. 

@imquitegay nicest omg huge praise damn didn't know you thought that highly of me 

A friend bit me once. I turn into her every full moon. 

And today we shall think about that one girl who wanted to cuddle with her pet chick and crushed it in her sleep 

Hey knock knock

I got my third warning today. Apparently butter is not an acceptable replacement for children. Huh. 

Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet 

I fucking hate it when parents treat their kid differently because of their sexual preferences. Regardless if my kid is gay or straight or a girl or a boy I'm going to leave it anyways.