HELLO THERE, THIS IS DEZ AND I'M MOJO! 
WELCOME TO OUR CREEPY WORLD OF FUN!!
WHERE WE DANCE AROUND THE HALLS SCREAMING WAFFLES AND SPAGHETTI!
WE HOPE YOU WILL STAY FOR OUR SPOOKY AND CRAZY STORIES THAT WE HAVE MAGICALLY CREATED DURING TEXTING!!
SO IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO STAY, DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU!
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US WITH OUR CRAZY AND SPOOKY ROLLER COASTER!!
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT/DAY!
BYE-BYE OUR WAFFLES & SPAGHETTI PEOPLE!!!

THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKE AGAIN, MOJO GO FIX IT!!!!
WHERE OUT OF WAFFLES AGAIN, DEZI GO FIND THE WAFFLE TREE!!!!