TheDillweed

Hi guys!
          	
          	I'm back! I've been inactive on my account for a while now, nut I'm ready to get back to writing! If theres anything at all you want to chat about, let me know!
          	
          	Dylan Weed
          	(isn't that a fun alias? my actual name is Charlotte but i guess that's not the point of an alias.)

TheDillweed

Hi guys!
          
          I'm back! I've been inactive on my account for a while now, nut I'm ready to get back to writing! If theres anything at all you want to chat about, let me know!
          
          Dylan Weed
          (isn't that a fun alias? my actual name is Charlotte but i guess that's not the point of an alias.)

cheapxmedicine

Hey! I am currently creating a poetry collection of my favourite poems on Wattpad. I would be incredibly grateful if I could include your poem "abstractia" in it. Your account will be credited and you will be clearly labeled as the author. In no way am I looking to gain ANY credit from this, i am solely compiling poems that, in my opinion, are truly beautiful and pure. Please do let me know if you wish to agree to this. If you wish to check out the collection I am referring to, you can find it on my account. It is entitled "silent screams". Many anticipated thanks!

TheDillweed

Yo my peeps.
          Yes. All 41 one of you lol.
          I have decide to make another WattPad account.
          S h o c k e r
          But...
          For crap.
          Like actually awful stuff.
          So.
          Here are some titles to titillate yall tits
          
          Sugar baby - A Shrek Story
          Socks X Shoes
          Gilderoy X Aragog
          Spoil me - a minions tale
          Dobby X Sock
          Vector X that one really long minion
          Beanies and Meanies
          Harry Potter and the curse of the awful ships
          
          The account will be called 'end.me.papi.'
          
          Im finna go do that now...
          
          K 

TheDillweed

Can we just take a sec to talk about how freaking good Studio Ghibli are? Like... So good. My childhood is Spirited Away and Ponyo in repeat a disturbing amount of times + The cat returns is like the best anime fever dream I ever had. It wasn't until last year I went crazy when E4 did a Ghibli month and I made it my bloody mission to watch ALL of them. This is why I get so happy this time of year. E4 shows every Ghibli film under the rising sun. I get to be all goopy and nostalgic. I hear 'One Summer's Day' and from the first few seconds I'm crying. It's Iconic and beautiful and Im crying and why am I crying?
          
          Okay so top three favs
          
          Howls Moving Castle
          Spirited Away
          Ponyo
          
          Also very good 
          
          Laputa - Castle in the sky
          Kikis delivery service
          My neighbour Totoro
          
          But then you get poop like that one raccoon one. It looks so magical and mysterious in the first few mins but then suddenly doodle penises on a big mistake bear. Whyyyy????? I never finished the film. It got too weird. TOO WEIRD FOR A GHIBLI FILM. Idek how you do that.
          
          And also the one where there's the flirting with the ghost of my grandma as a child. It was good until I watched it for a second time and then the plot went to sugarcane.
          
          Either way talk to me about Ghibli.
          
          I will love you forever and bake you cookies.
          

TheDillweed

Hey guys! I know it's been a while but I'm back... and with a vengeance!
          I've got FIVE new books coming out that I'm super excited to write and I plan to keep writing my poetry in 'Anywhere' as it seems to be doing pretty well.
          
          I'm so happy to be back that I wanna give you guys a choice in what you want to see so @ me with your favourite book and the 'winner' is the one I'll start work on.
          
          Lotsa love
          
          Dylan x

TheDillweed

A brief description of my current mood.
          
          Five minute ramen dribbles down my chin onto a shirt that is older than I am. Six glasses of half-drunk water fester on the table next to me. The tik-tok compilation videos I have been watching on YouTube for the last five hours have begun to repeat themselves. I wonder if its ok to have a third packet of crisps as I scramble for my phone charger in the dark. I conclude that it is ,in fact, not ok. I eat them anyway.
          
          An excerpt from my potential book : 14 year old virgin.