So, I like things. 
I think everyone likes things though. If you don't, well, see a therapist. 
I like running. If you see me at a Cross Country meet, say hi. You probably won't know what I look like though. 
I like food. I think that's one of the main reasons I run. So I don't get fat, you know?
I like reading, though if you like writing, you'll like reading.
I like sarcasm. I'm a very sarcastic person. Some people might say they want to stab me in the eye because everything I say is sarcasm. 

Well, that's me. Please don't stalk me. That's not very fun. I don't like being stalked. 

Thanks.