So
1. Deep Philosophical quote about my life:

MY LIFE=
BOOKS
BOOKS
BOOKS
AND MACAROONS

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2. Deeper and more Philosophical quote about me:

I'm Like
A MACAROON FLAVORED ICE-CREAM

: WeIRd and UnUSuaL but liked by the occasional person that happens to share my peculiar interests and sense of humor

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3. Interesting fact that is supposed to endear you to me:

I'm a 13 year old who doesn't like McDonalds 

( You can crucify me now/ or burn me at a stake- something dramatic please)