"We don't spill the tea when it comes to intolerance honey, we throw the cot damn cup"

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

"My fuck to give is like my will too live; Non-existent."

"You aren't a narcissist to love yourself"

"You wet sandwich, I bet you're a sock sucker"

"Go choke on your breakfast crayons you crunchy lizard"

"Karma is gonna bust my kneecaps one day but I'll be ready with a ball"

Name: Nova Slater
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Height: 5'6
Description: Black long hair, Butterscotch eyes, tan skin, gash across left palm
Personality: Funny, calm, protective, weird
Likes: Nighttime, the Moon, the Stars, black, crimson, purple, books, kids(but I'd rather die than have one oops sorry-), my friends, writing, drawing(even tho I'm sheet at it-), role-playing, games, snakes
Dislikes: school, rude people, bullies, heat, spiders
Extra Info: Likes Twilight(*cue everyone unfollowing me*), busy due to school alot

Tries to get out a chapter everyday but let's see how THAT goes 

Have a good day/night guys, gals, and non-binary pals~!

(P.S: this website makes me wheeze Everytime I see it https://www.theonion.com/search?q=I%27m+gay+and+also+stronger+than+any+of+you+so+don%27t+try+any+shit *wheeze* )