Hello good folk who have nothing better to do than to read about me. Well, if you're here, I might as well give you some interesting facts:
I like hats.
Like, a LOT.
Test For Echo is my third favourite Rush album.
I don't care if no one likes it. It still rocks. 2112 and Moving Pictures just rock harder.
Hamato Leonardo is my baby!
I ship Dirxst more than I really should.
I've got low confidence, high sass, and an average amount of socks.
My main outlet is fanfiction, but I do do original character stories on occasion.
My fandoms are too numerous to name. 
If I had a dime for every Reese cup I've ever eaten, I'd have enough money to buy more Reese cups.
My favourite thing in the world is Whose Line Is It Anyway (the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter)
If I lived in South Park, I'd probably be constantly hitting on Kenny McKormick.
If Jim Morrisson had started a cult, I'd most definitely be in it. 

And that's how we do an intro in Southie.
(If you get my reference, you are my new best friend.)