Hi! I'm TheEvolutionDenier! Here, I'll post satirical essays on various topics using the unspoken power: absurdist humor! It's all for fun and laughs, and I deeply apologize if you were highly offended by my work. 

Anyways, did you guys know that I slayed the Minotaur and not Theseus? Yeah, he's just an attention seeker. I'm done with the lies getting spread: it's time to exterminate that from Theseus' Wikipedia page. 

From me, you can expect essays that were crafted with the use of absurdism and simple pokes at a multitude of topics! 

Warning: My work is not intended for those who are easily offended.